Another College Blog

  So, here's the deal. Mia, in her infinite wisdom, has decided I need to carry this... thing she calls a "murse" (you know, like a man purse, but less manly). It's not like I'm new to her whims, but this? This is a whole new level of "what the heck" for me.  I'm in my regular guy clothes, you know, jeans, a tee, just feeling normal, right? Then Mia hands me this "murse." It's black leather, and as purses go it's not super feminine, but it's definitely not something you'd see most guys walking around with.  I'm like, "Really, Mia?" But before I can even finish my sentence, she's got that look. That 'don't even think about arguing' look, paired with the threat, "If you even think of saying no, you'll be carrying something much girlier." I swear, she's got a whole arsenal of humiliation tactics. So, there I am, this 'murse' slung over my shoulder, feeling like I've...

  Having red hair has been very different from blonde hair. When I went blonde, I don't remember the shade of color changing very much.  With the red hair, I came out with really flaming red hair like in the picture above.  It was in the normal human spectrum, but I was worried that the color was so noticeable that I would stand out everywhere. It honestly seems to have mellowed.  It's still a very red color, but it definitely seems to have mellowed.  What hasn't mellowed is Mia.  She's determined to make me start carrying a purse everywhere even when I'm allowed to wear masculine clothing.  Even her and her friends hate purses and always try to avoid them.  It's just such a double standard. Anyway, I'm supposed to update 2 times a week.  I got punished pretty bad for not updating the blog, so I'll do my best to update more.

  I thought that Mia would have bragged about 4th of July by now, but I guess it's up to me to fill you up.  This is Brandon my date and it wasn't horrible, I mean he was a gentleman, but he's such a loser. Of course I got more flowers and instructions that I better take care of them.  There was an awkward make out session during fire works, but it was just kissing at least.  I still can't get used to seeing my makeup all over another guy's face. And who was Fiona's date?  Jill I'm happy for Fiona because she's had a crush on Jill since first moving into the apartment, but she really gets favored status over me.  That whole basketball bet was a way to make sure that I had to go on a date with a guy and while we both had the right to wear male clothing, the girls knew I couldn't do that while convincing a guy that I was a woman. Meanwhile, Fiona was able to wear masculine clothing since he was going on a date with a girl.  

So, I knew the girls were up to something,  First, they tried to switch my opponent wen I agreed to play Mia, then they informed me that they never changed the dress code so I had to play in heels. Well, I still beat Mia though the game was pretty close because of the handicaps.  Unfortunately, even after I beat her she decided we had to play horse. Well I was leading her HOR to HO, but I still lost. So we won the right to wear guy clothes on the 4th of July, but Fiona and I heave to go on dates, which means neither of us will dare not be as feminine as possible so it's not really much of a victory.  What stinks is I saw this coming and I still couldn't get out of it.

  The girls made Fiona and me move all of our boys clothes into storage. They are locked away and the only way that we can get them is to ask the girls for permission to wear guy clothes.  You can guess just how well that's going to go for us. I swear with all the hand-me-downs and the stuff that I have bought and Mia and her friends have purchased for me, I don't have room for all my girl clothes, let alone for boy clothes.  I meant to post a picture of my tan lines.  Tanning in that bikini left me with quite a set of tan lines.  It almost feels like Mia is getting meaner now.

  Mia is starting to go nuts with Fiona.  They're stepping things up with her a lot. I don't know how much they spent on his feminization today and I feel pretty bad about it, but the nice thing is that with Mia occupied dolling up and humiliating my roommate, I had a nice day without anybody on my back. Now that I'm through the hectic school work period of the year, things have also relaxed at Mom's.  The girls who quit have all been replaced with new hires and though us vets do have to show them what to do, it is much easier without trying to do our job understaffed. Hopefully, you'll get a few more updates from me on this blog.

  Dear Kylie Gable, According to everything I have read about you, you were a college sissy like me.  So why are you working for the enemy now?  I can understand that you are making money off this process, but on Sunday I will be doing a recreation of the ridiculous Playboy bunny Easter Egg hunt that you went through. I spent to $3 to find out what was coming, so I hope you appreciated it. Look, I respect you for enduring this for four years. If Mia, Paige, company tried to feminize me for a full four years, I think I would crack. I don't even mind you writing about your experiences. However, remember whose side you are on.  So far, I've made just under $50 from your stories and that would be great if I didn't know it'd be spent on makeup or a new dress or something. If you and I are both sissies, we both should either have our names on the book cover in capital or lower case letters. It seems as if this is a terrible double standard and I don't like it. I think you...

  So, our weather went back down in the thirties, which was way too cold for a dress this short. It was an uneventful date, but the girls went out to keep an eye on me (from a distance).  He was a a bit handsier than the last guy, but nothing happened. I wanted to complain about the new book .  If you don't know, Mistress DJ and Kylie Gable are two writers who read this blog and then turn our events into a story.  They interview us and then try to wordsmith our interviews.   So first, I hate that cover.  My hands are over my head like Mia's arresting me or something.  Secondly, I'm the only one whose name is in small letters instead of capitals. I don't think that many people read these books, but I have no idea how I would explain this cover if somebody did. The title itself refers to me as "Mia's Sissy".  The book itself is even worse.  It's about my bra fitting and first shopping trip and I come off as a total wimp. I will get 1/4 of ...

 

  My sisters intend to take me out to a New Years Eve party.  I can't tell you how much it sucks to be going home and having to do this sort of thing while Mia is able to go home and have fun.  My sisters aren't nearly as bad as she is, but I would have thought they would take my side on this. It's not like I have to dress 24/7, but they've had me dressing a lot more than I did last year.  The weight that I had gained is gone if you can't tell. Mia better appreciate that.  I hope you have a great New Years and a terrific 2024.

  This is my gel nail polish advent calendar.  Everyday, I get a new gel nail polish as we lead up to Christmas and of course, the girls are not happy if Fiona and I aren't sporting the new color that day at least for a few hours before bed.  I'm doing my best to be compliant and even obedient as one slip up and I'll have to explain my blonde hair to my dad. My sisters know about it and tease me asking me if I'm still a blonde bombshell.  I really don't know how this will go.  Do I think that Mia will let me go back to brunette? Yes.  Did I think she would let me go back in September? Also, yes. Mia's using this last time to put new demands on me.  I don't know if it's because she's trying to get me to comply with things I'd normally fight her on or if because she knows that I'll talk back and then she can punish me by keeping me blonde. 

  Just like last year, I had more than one costume.  One of them was Jessica Rabbit. There are many pictures. In answer to the questions before about whether Mia would make me regret taunting her about the Bears beating the Raiders, yeah she did. I'm not saying a thing about it, but just like I couldn't resist bragging about the Bears, she will not be able to avoid bragging about her revenge on me.  So much stuff goes on with Halloween though, I don't know if this is really revenge or something she was going to do anyway and calling it revenge.

  So Mia got her wish and with my Mom's money, I was able to buy a replica of an actual Las Vegas Raiders Raiderette uniform.  It's really embarrassing and it's making me wish for the costume I used to wear for football games as it was more of a high school cheerleader style and this is much sexier.  I also have no love for the Raiders and have to wear it for Bear games which doesn't make a lot of sense. Making things worse, wow did the Bears stink on Sunday.  I hope things improve or I might have to say no thanks, I'll pass on watching the Bears and dressing like a cheerleader.  

  We did the costume party the other day.  I went as Madonna and Dave went as some country singer that I don't know who she was.  We just called her slutty cowgirl all night. Dave is really starting to look good in pictures now, especially since they removed his underarm hair, but he still has a long way to go before he can convince anybody in public.  Paige and Becs got us ready for the costume and I think I actually look more like Madonna  when they're doing my makeup than when I'm all dolled up.  I just don't get to be a boy very much anymore.  Even David has a lot more pants time than I do.  When I'm home for very long, I'm supposed to be all girlied up and that means dresses, heels, and full makeup. Mia says she heard from Kim and that they'll send me a care package full of their old clothes as soon as one of them gets home, but I really don't believe that.  I guess David is going to be going into lingerie full-time.  He's not happy...

  First, Jay was a gentleman.  He kind of dwarfed me and as you can see, the man has giant hands. Anyway, we had our double date and as you might imagine with Mia, I couldn't just keep him at arms length and not show affection. The way she put it, you're going to have a nice romantic date with Jay. If it's tonight that's great, but if it has to be on your second or tenth attempt, that's cool too.  Needless to say, I had a lot of incentive to make last night perfect. It's always humiliating to be with Mia. She doesn't dress as girly as I do and she doesn't have to act as love struck or submissive as I do.  Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive, but on the Girl-O-Meter, I have to keep it between 8 and 9 and she's between 4 and 5.  You wouldn't believe how much more complicated my makeup is. Anyway, we had a romantic dinner, but I had to get the salmon when I wanted a steak because that's not how most girls eat. Jay had a NY strip.  ...

  You don't think Mia would give me a break in terms of wearing the maid uniform just because it's hotter than Hell, do you.  As I'm trying to get our place read for the start of school, Mia's place is already ready thanks to me and she can worry about things like the floors being mopped and everything being dusted. I wish I had that kind of luxury. Nothing seems to escape Mia's notice.  I ever got new knobs for the cabinets because our were apparently too masculine.  You knew that the painting was coming too. The thing that sucks is I'm turning our apartment into a Barbie doll house and it's a lot of work, but when Felicia sees it, she's going to be pissed that it's so girlified.  I can't believe that this has been going on so long. It was almost a year ago when I was posting about playing basketball in college.  This definitely did not go as planned. It seems that the big determinants as to whether I get to go back to brunette are the pin up ph...

  Sorry to be so infrequent posting. Frankly, Mia just has me running pretty ragged. This weekend, I'm going to paint the apartment and I have never done that before. I've also been ordering all sorts of stuff to redecorated down to the cabinet drawer knows.  Dave will pay half of the expenses, but it's a lot of work. There's a lot of humiliating as well thanks to their photographer friend who wants to use me as a model. Of course Mia and company love that idea. Anyway, I know there will be some pictures of me working hard this weekend.  Part of the problem, is I'm trying to do all this stuff while still being Mia's maid and they have quite a big apartment now.

  To say I wasn't happy about the blonde dye job would be an understatement. As you might expect, Mia and friends tricked me into it. Sometimes being with her is like being in a mob movie. The hair stylist was happy to dye an unwilling guy's hair.  I think they should have a Hypocratic oath like doctors do to make sure that they don't do any harm. The one good thing is I have been assured that if I cooperate this summer, I can go back to being a brunette before school starts, but I'm so nervous about friends or family coming down to visit me this summer.  

  So, the girls decided that today should be roommate makeover day today.  It's already pretty embarrassing that we have to do things like paint each other's toes, but I think I did pretty good on Fiona's makeup.  I don't think she's ever looked this good, which I take some pride in.  I think the bangs in her wig help and I think she kind of looks like Ellie Kemper. She's been working very hard and spent Saturday trying to learn to do her own makeup and walk in heels.  Saturday, Mia and I went out for dinner and massages.  It still freaks me out the way she can be so sweet and funny and just a good friend.  Then the next moment, she's making me do something really humiliating for her amusement the next moment. Yesterday was one of the best days since all of this started. I wish I had known about the free massages earlier. Friday, I went out with Ashleigh and Allison. That wasn't horrible, but naturally we wound up at a club and that meant dancing with ...

  I don't know what I can and can't say, but I'm going to do my best to be honest and hopefully that doesn't get me in trouble with Mia.  You can read her explanation of things on her blog . David didn't want to do the Valentines Day dance and now we have a new assignment and it's a tough one.  Mia and the other girls have decided that if we're a couple than everything is great.  If we're not a couple, then I'm going to have to find me another boyfriend and that may well mean a guy who doesn't know I'm also a guy and at the least means me kissing and making out and who knows what else with some strange guy. For David it would be even worse, he would get the same treatment as I got and then find a boyfriend of his own.  Therefore, the two of us have to everything we possibly can to convince them all that we are not only a couple, but absolutely in love with each other.  To say this is awkward is an understatement.  I have no idea how I got in ...