Another College Blog

  Mia just posted a picture that is supposed to be of Fiona and me making out, but I can assure you it's not.  Still, I thought I should update you on my roommate's status. At this point, Fiona is just as trapped as I am.  The only difference is that they've gone much slower with her than with me.  If I hit the wall going 120 mph, then Fiona is going about 45.  She's completely smooth and hairless and she can do her own makeup and dresses fully two or three times a week and always wears panties, stockings, and sometimes a bra underneath her male clothing.  The girls are definitely not as hard on her as they are on me, but somehow I don't think that will give her much solace when Halloween comes and she's out there slutted up just like I am. She met another girl in our apartment building that she instantly fell for and then had the misfortune of running into her while she was doing laundry. I'm pretty sure that she thinks Fiona has a serious girlfriend as op...

  We did the costume party the other day.  I went as Madonna and Dave went as some country singer that I don't know who she was.  We just called her slutty cowgirl all night. Dave is really starting to look good in pictures now, especially since they removed his underarm hair, but he still has a long way to go before he can convince anybody in public.  Paige and Becs got us ready for the costume and I think I actually look more like Madonna  when they're doing my makeup than when I'm all dolled up.  I just don't get to be a boy very much anymore.  Even David has a lot more pants time than I do.  When I'm home for very long, I'm supposed to be all girlied up and that means dresses, heels, and full makeup. Mia says she heard from Kim and that they'll send me a care package full of their old clothes as soon as one of them gets home, but I really don't believe that.  I guess David is going to be going into lingerie full-time.  He's not happy...

  I need to remind you all that Fiona is my roommate. She was born David, but we're not allowed to use each other's guy names and so I won't be calling her David anymore. She was kind of freaked out when she saw the apartment. I don't think she was expecting it to be nearly as girly as it turned out, but she knew what I had to do. Fiona’s in a weird spot.  Even though the first thing they did when she got here was to insist that she get dolled up, she is not going to be in dresses or makeup half as often as I am, but the girls like to feminize her as much as they like to feminize me and she's definitely making a much better looking woman to.  If anything, I feel like she's there to keep an eye on me.  She knows that if we don't toe the line, she'll be working right next to me at Mom's, so she's not going to tempt fate.  I have to admit that it's a lot easier for me to be all dolled up when she's looking like this than when she's in ma...

  I don't know what I can and can't say, but I'm going to do my best to be honest and hopefully that doesn't get me in trouble with Mia.  You can read her explanation of things on her blog . David didn't want to do the Valentines Day dance and now we have a new assignment and it's a tough one.  Mia and the other girls have decided that if we're a couple than everything is great.  If we're not a couple, then I'm going to have to find me another boyfriend and that may well mean a guy who doesn't know I'm also a guy and at the least means me kissing and making out and who knows what else with some strange guy. For David it would be even worse, he would get the same treatment as I got and then find a boyfriend of his own.  Therefore, the two of us have to everything we possibly can to convince them all that we are not only a couple, but absolutely in love with each other.  To say this is awkward is an understatement.  I have no idea how I got in ...

I did not see this coming. Yes, David stood up to the girls and he learned to regret it.  There is absolutely 0 chance of him standing up to them again and that also means that I won't be getting any help from him in standing up to them. They did to him exactly what they did to me, they overpowered him, tied him up and girlified him.   Unfortunately, they just wanted us to go out for a romantic dinner on Valentines Day, but since he stood up to them, they made us go out on Saturday and now we're also going to have to go dancing together.  I think the worst part is that the girls actually consider him standing up to them and not going out with me on Valentines Day as a loss.  Mia sure does.  If that's a loss, it scares me to think what she considers a win.  I can't stress how embarrassing it is to go on a date with your equally straight roommate, but it's even worse to have Mia and company watching the entire date and insisting that the two of you act like ...

  If you ever wondered what I would look like with different hair styles or colors, we had a trip to the wig store and while it was embarrassing I think I passed pretty well and most people just thought I was a woman looking at wigs. I don't think I loo bad as a blonde and the red one would even work, but the shape didn't work well with my face.  Valentines Day is tomorrow and the girls have definitely planned for David and me to go on a date, but neither of us want that and David has put his foot down. I told him to just find a girl to have as his Valentine, but at this point it looks like it's going to get ugly.  He's always been scared of the girls, but they don't have blackmail on him like they do on me.  I guess we'll find out what happens one way or another tomorrow.  Paige has all the pictures from the lingerie shoot and is putting them together to make a video. I'm not sure when it'll be finished, but I'm cringing at the thought.

  Things have been moving really quickly around here.  If you haven't seen the pictures that Mia posted, check them out.  You can really see how much I've changed :-(.  The girls intend for David and I to go out for Valentines Day, but he's ready to put his foot down. I warned him when he went along with the room that if you give these girls an inch, they will take a mile and make you walk that mile in your three-inch spike heels. If it comes down to a test of wills, I don't know who will win, but I hate to be the one caught in the middle. The lingerie photo shoot was as embarrassing as anything I have ever done.  I was standing around all day in lingerie or lingerie with a robe. I got the sense that even the photographer was snickering at what they girls were able to make me do.

  The girls have declared I have taken my best cheerleading picture yet.  I can't believe I have to dress like this before every single Bears game.  As you can see in the background, the girls have done some redecorating to our room.  I'm sure you'll get a whole photo spread.  It's so girly!! I'm kind of pissed at David, who agreed to it, if they didn't make it over the top.  Well, now he has a Girl Power poster right over his bed. Have fun explaining that to any girls you bring home.  My side is even worse. They actually tied me up so that I couldn't interfere and I had to sit there and watch them redo our room.  Mia has gotten as good at tied as Allison or Ashleigh. They actually brought rope with just in case I wasn't cooperative.  They also made me and David go out as a couple this weekend.  David hasn't even had to wear a pair of panties, and they have him totally under their thumbs too. I think I stand up to them more than they do....

  In addition to my workout wear, I also got a new gym bag. Naturally, it's pink.  Everything seems to be about attitude now. If I don't act like I'm totally loving everything that's going on, Mia has taken it upon herself to punish me. Today, really wasn't a bad day. After working out, we all met for lunch. Classes were cancelled again today for Veterans Day.  I was told we wouldn't get as many days off in college as we did in high school, but I'm not seeing it.  We actually missed two days this week. You'll definitely be seeing more smiling pictures from me. Mia is insisting on it. I also can't help feeling that something big is coming up.  I actually think David knows what it is and just isn't telling me, but whatever it is, it's scaring me.

  I am so surprised that the girls haven't put up a video of me in Halloween yet.  Halloween was even tougher than I thought. I knew they'd have a girly costume for me, but I didn't expect that they'd have four different girly costumes for me.  Using my own roommate against me though wasn't cool. Poor David got dragged into being Gomez to my Morticia. I also ran into another Gomez and had pictures taken with him and wound up flirting with guys at various Halloween parties. The whole thing was just so embarrassing. I really thought they'd be bore of this by now, but they keep setting new goals and that's what keeps them going. The one good thing about Halloween is nobody that I'm aware of read me as a guy.  That would have been bad.

  My roommate is the most embarrassing part of all of this. He knows everything and I don't know how I could possibly hide what I've been doing from him. He's watching the Bears games with me and while sometimes like last night it's pretty awesome, he sees me getting ready in my cheerleading outfit before the game starts. He's had dresses, heels, and nail polish dropped off for me when he's been in so he passed them on. I haven't and he's come back a few times to find me time up and have to untie me. David is in no danger of become Davida or anything.  The girls have flat out told me that I'm more than a full time hobby, but that doesn't stop him from being terrified of them.  I think with good reason.  He won't go against me, but he also won't stand up to the girls.  He's seem me in dresses and skirts at least two dozen times and it gets harder and harder to explain.