Another College Blog

  The girls didn't sign me up for Tinder, but they decided on OKCupid.  I'm not really sure how to see my whole profile. I have 5 pictures up and a bunch of questions I'm supposed to be answer now for my profile. With an only half-completed profile I have 320+ replied.  Holy crap!  I've basically been given a choice of replying and flirting a certain number a week which hasn't been decided yet or else, I will be going on dates with these guys.  This is just wicked! 

  First, Jay was a gentleman.  He kind of dwarfed me and as you can see, the man has giant hands. Anyway, we had our double date and as you might imagine with Mia, I couldn't just keep him at arms length and not show affection. The way she put it, you're going to have a nice romantic date with Jay. If it's tonight that's great, but if it has to be on your second or tenth attempt, that's cool too.  Needless to say, I had a lot of incentive to make last night perfect. It's always humiliating to be with Mia. She doesn't dress as girly as I do and she doesn't have to act as love struck or submissive as I do.  Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive, but on the Girl-O-Meter, I have to keep it between 8 and 9 and she's between 4 and 5.  You wouldn't believe how much more complicated my makeup is. Anyway, we had a romantic dinner, but I had to get the salmon when I wanted a steak because that's not how most girls eat. Jay had a NY strip.  ...

I did not see this coming. Yes, David stood up to the girls and he learned to regret it.  There is absolutely 0 chance of him standing up to them again and that also means that I won't be getting any help from him in standing up to them. They did to him exactly what they did to me, they overpowered him, tied him up and girlified him.   Unfortunately, they just wanted us to go out for a romantic dinner on Valentines Day, but since he stood up to them, they made us go out on Saturday and now we're also going to have to go dancing together.  I think the worst part is that the girls actually consider him standing up to them and not going out with me on Valentines Day as a loss.  Mia sure does.  If that's a loss, it scares me to think what she considers a win.  I can't stress how embarrassing it is to go on a date with your equally straight roommate, but it's even worse to have Mia and company watching the entire date and insisting that the two of you act like ...

  I zoomed with a girl today.  She read my information in the student directory. It was kind of strange, but we had a great call and we agreed to hang out this weekend. I know this isn't a great picture, but nobody ever looks good on Zoom.  We wound up talking about an hour and despite Dave thinking I was weird for talking to a girl on the computer who was on the same campus I was, it kind of worked for us. I think it'll make meeting her face to face a lot more laid back. Her name is Ashleigh and she's actually a sophomore who lives off campus, but she's only 18 so it's cool.