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Fourth of July

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  This was my Fourth of July outfit, though this picture was taken before Mia's party.  By now, you probably know that David didn't have to be Fiona for the party since he was there with  Jill.   Meanwhile, I'm wearing this ensemble with wedge heels.  I don't need to tell you how unfair this is.  He doesn't have to dress up because he has a girlfriend, but I can't get a girlfriend because I have to dress up.  The party itself wasn't bad really, but I really do get irritated when I'm the only one dressing up like this. Work is going okay, but the girls are getting a lot of money to spend on my feminization and I'm not getting much for living expenses.

Construction Worker

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  I made the mistake of telling Jill and Becs that I was tired of all the girly costumes.  The result is the girls decided to have one of my Halloween costumes be a construction worker.  Real alpha male, right?  Anyway, you really can't see it, but my hard hat is sparkly.  They added silver sparkly material to it. I'm sure you saw Mia's blog about Locktober ending and what I was willing to do to be unlocked.  I'm not proud of it, but I thought that was the end.  I didn't realize that they were going to lock me up again :-(.  Right now, I just want to get the cage off and get my hair back to it's normal color before Thanksgiving. My parents really want me to go home this year and I don't feel like explaining the hair.

Locked Out :-(

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  So we went out clubbing last night.  It wasn't a big deal.  I've gotten to the point where I can pass pretty well in that situation.  I know the dress is pretty ridiculous, but it wasn't my choice and frankly, it's not that crazy an outfit for the clubs.  Girls dress slutty.  I just wish I had a chance to hit on them instead of emulating them. Anyway, as you can see I have no purse with me.  My purse had my keys and I knew it was in Jill's apartment, but she went out with Fiona for a bite to eat and so my keys and my roommate were both miles away.  My phone was also in my purse so I couldn't call them.  Of course, Mia was home but  she wouldn't let me wait in her place, but she still found time to take pictures. Purses are complicated.  I miss pockets.

Late 4th of July Post

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  I thought that Mia would have bragged about 4th of July by now, but I guess it's up to me to fill you up.  This is Brandon my date and it wasn't horrible, I mean he was a gentleman, but he's such a loser. Of course I got more flowers and instructions that I better take care of them.  There was an awkward make out session during fire works, but it was just kissing at least.  I still can't get used to seeing my makeup all over another guy's face. And who was Fiona's date?  Jill I'm happy for Fiona because she's had a crush on Jill since first moving into the apartment, but she really gets favored status over me.  That whole basketball bet was a way to make sure that I had to go on a date with a guy and while we both had the right to wear male clothing, the girls knew I couldn't do that while convincing a guy that I was a woman. Meanwhile, Fiona was able to wear masculine clothing since he was going on a date with a girl.  

Penises Everywhere

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  Becs has stopped doing her blog and I don't really blame her. I can attest that it can be a challenge doing regular updates and I have Mia's cajoling and punishments if I don't update to her satisfaction. Of course, not having Becs means that everything that the girls are doing generally comes from Mia and everything we're doing comes from me.   I still haven't really seen what Mia, brought back from San Francisco, but what I have seen is what Becs and Paige brought back from home.  They both stopped at stores where bachelorette party stuff is sold and now our apartment is swimming in penises of all kind---penis straws, penis light switches, penis soap, and supposedly there's some bigger things coming.  The look on Fiona's face when Jill went to put on the light this evening and saw the penis light switch.  I thought he would melt. I'm kind of lucky that I don't have a crush on anybody right now. I don't know how I would deal with them looking ...