Bikini Weather
I have two different swimsuits. I do not have the ability to pass in a bikini. In fact, I think there are probably very few genetic males who could. I might be able to pad the cups, but there's no place for hip padding and it doesn't take much for genitalia to become visible. When I go swimming somewhere public, I wear a one piece suit with a bit of a skirt on it. However, that's not quite good enough for the girls. They want me to have those really embarrassing bikini tan lines and you don't get them from a suit like the ones I can pass in. It's kind of embarrassing to go tanning when the only reason you're doing it is to later humiliate yourself with tan lines. I guess the good thing is it's blue.