Another College Blog

  Again, what a difference a year makes.  A year ago, Fiona and I were drinking heavily at a college party.  Tonight, we wore pink and introduced ourselves to every woman we saw as "Hello Barbie!"  We've already seen it twice together and I saw it once with Mia.  I feel like I'm getting girlier and girlier with every showing.  The movie itself isn't bad, but it seems like whenever we have a free night we're supposed to hit the shows and it's not to see Blue Beetle.  I've posted a few pictures of Fiona all dolled up, but she really hasn't been dressed up that much--I guess that's pretty relative for a male college student.  Compared to me, though he hasn't and lucky for him, he's got a wig instead of his own hair.  He's getting better at going out in public, at least in a dark movie theater. Anyway, classes look a lot better this semester compared to last year. I think now that the other girls are back, that they're showing off f...

  I need to remind you all that Fiona is my roommate. She was born David, but we're not allowed to use each other's guy names and so I won't be calling her David anymore. She was kind of freaked out when she saw the apartment. I don't think she was expecting it to be nearly as girly as it turned out, but she knew what I had to do. Fiona’s in a weird spot.  Even though the first thing they did when she got here was to insist that she get dolled up, she is not going to be in dresses or makeup half as often as I am, but the girls like to feminize her as much as they like to feminize me and she's definitely making a much better looking woman to.  If anything, I feel like she's there to keep an eye on me.  She knows that if we don't toe the line, she'll be working right next to me at Mom's, so she's not going to tempt fate.  I have to admit that it's a lot easier for me to be all dolled up when she's looking like this than when she's in ma...

  I went to see the Barbie movie with Mia and let's just say, she had very different ideas about what was appropriate for me to wear to the Barbie movie and what was appropriate for her to wear to the Barbie movie.  I won't lie, it was embarrassing.  Girls would see me and say "Hi Barbie" and I'd have to respond "Hi Barbie".  Mia wore pink as well, but she managed to do it without looking like a girly girl. I wasn't as lucky. There was a photo backdrop and a Barbie box in the lobby so naturally I had to pose for pictures.  That was embarrassing because there were a lot of girls waiting for me to get my picture taken so they could get there's done. Mia posted tonight that she intended to make me stay blonde. I don't know if she was just teasing or what, but she's out and I can't get ahold of her.  I'm not happy.