Another College Blog

  Dear Kylie Gable, According to everything I have read about you, you were a college sissy like me.  So why are you working for the enemy now?  I can understand that you are making money off this process, but on Sunday I will be doing a recreation of the ridiculous Playboy bunny Easter Egg hunt that you went through. I spent to $3 to find out what was coming, so I hope you appreciated it. Look, I respect you for enduring this for four years. If Mia, Paige, company tried to feminize me for a full four years, I think I would crack. I don't even mind you writing about your experiences. However, remember whose side you are on.  So far, I've made just under $50 from your stories and that would be great if I didn't know it'd be spent on makeup or a new dress or something. If you and I are both sissies, we both should either have our names on the book cover in capital or lower case letters. It seems as if this is a terrible double standard and I don't like it. I think you...

  I'm sure you have read by now that Mia and Ashleigh wasted no time in punishing me for my neglect at home.  The worst is that damn penis gag that Mia has now. It made it so much more humiliating to be sitting there tied up with a big rubber dick in my mouth. Ashleigh is blonde now, but she's just as mean as ever.  Her and Mia are the two girls who really know how to tie somebody up, so it wasn't like they had to completely overpower me to get my hands twisted up behind my back.  After they knotted that off, I was helpless enough that they could be relatively creative with the tie thing. Anyway, I promised that I would copy all of Ashleigh's class notes for Mia and I promised to learn Wednesday's Goo Goo Muck dance and perform it for the girls.  I satisfied that tonight.  It was as embarrassing as you might imagine.  I'm not being negative, but they are really making it tough on me.  I've totally had to give up on letting David see me dressed a...

  I've never talked about Allison that much in this blog.  One of the things about her that makes her so dangerous to me is that she lives about three miles away from me. She stopped by tonight unexpectedly and I wound up having to go out to dinner with her.  Now, she was nice enough to pay, but since nobody was here when she arrived, she insisted that I get dressed and made up. Going out in public dressed up and worried I might run into somebody I knew was a bit tough. but the real problem was sneaking back because by the time we were done my family was home.  We sprinted up the stairs and made it without being seen.   Tomorrow I go back to DuPont and into Mia and friends' clutches.  I have half a mind to put my foot down, but we'll see how it goes. I'm ready to get back to school.   I realize I never did tell everybody about meeting my friend.  We had a good time together and he noticed the eyebrows, but nothing else. My hair was alrea...

  Christmas break is the most wonderful time of the year — that is , until the week after Christmas . As a college student home on break , I ’ ve experienced this post - holiday slump firsthand . Now that the presents have been opened , the Christmas car ols have stopped , and family has gone home , it ’ s time to face reality and get back to the grind . The week after Christmas can be a strange time . On one hand , it ’ s nice to have time to relax and spend time with family . But on the other , it can be a bit of a down er to know that the vacation is almost over and it ’ s back to the usual routine . If you ’ re like me , this week is all about getting organized . It ’ s also a great time to catch up with friends back home and talk about what ’ s going on in their colleges. Of course, I kept Kayla private. I have one more week at home...

Not my best photo I know, but there you go.  I'm enjoying break and still have some time to go. Our classes resume on the 19th. Unfortunately, when Mia sees me, I'm really in for it.  I have no idea how I wound up in this situation, applying lipstick in the rearview mirror and terrified of a college girl, but I'm literally shaking. It's kind of embarrassing to read some of my blog posts from September when I thought I was invincible.  Nobody is invincible around Mia. Anyway, I'm going to have to find some ways to go above and beyond to find a way to make a peace offering to her.  Don't get me wrong.  Allison, Paige,  Ashleigh, and Becs all have wicked sides, but nobody enjoys this more than Mia does. 

  I was up very early this morning.  My mom and dad went to visit my grandmother and have breakfast with her before bringing her to our place for Thanksgiving and my sisters were out so late that I figured if I was up bright and early, I'd be fine. Unfortunately, when I went out to our enclosed mudroom where it was about 45 degrees this morning the sound of my heels off the tile floor seemed deafening. I posed for a picture to meet Bec's requirements and came back in and put on my undies for the day.  I'm wearing so many layers I don't think you can see the bra. Mia said I was flat as a pancake and I really hope that's true at Thanksgiving dinner. My grandma will be after me to cut my hair because it makes me "look like a girl". I am so glad she doesn't know about everything else that makes me look like a girl.

  I am so surprised that the girls haven't put up a video of me in Halloween yet.  Halloween was even tougher than I thought. I knew they'd have a girly costume for me, but I didn't expect that they'd have four different girly costumes for me.  Using my own roommate against me though wasn't cool. Poor David got dragged into being Gomez to my Morticia. I also ran into another Gomez and had pictures taken with him and wound up flirting with guys at various Halloween parties. The whole thing was just so embarrassing. I really thought they'd be bore of this by now, but they keep setting new goals and that's what keeps them going. The one good thing about Halloween is nobody that I'm aware of read me as a guy.  That would have been bad.

  The rest of the costume is even worse. Believe it or not, that's a Darth Vader costume.  Why are all girls' Halloween costumes so slutty?  Everyday is more ridiculous than the day before. This isn't my Star Wars.

  My roommate is the most embarrassing part of all of this. He knows everything and I don't know how I could possibly hide what I've been doing from him. He's watching the Bears games with me and while sometimes like last night it's pretty awesome, he sees me getting ready in my cheerleading outfit before the game starts. He's had dresses, heels, and nail polish dropped off for me when he's been in so he passed them on. I haven't and he's come back a few times to find me time up and have to untie me. David is in no danger of become Davida or anything.  The girls have flat out told me that I'm more than a full time hobby, but that doesn't stop him from being terrified of them.  I think with good reason.  He won't go against me, but he also won't stand up to the girls.  He's seem me in dresses and skirts at least two dozen times and it gets harder and harder to explain.

  We went out clubbing last night.  It was actually not as bad as the party because at least guys couldn't really hear me, but dancing with other guys really felt awkward. Mia and Paige have been showing me how to dance like a girl. Nobody seemed to look at me weirdly when we were dancing or say anything, but I was a wreck. I also know it wouldn't have been that smooth if the music ever stopped and they could hear me sounding like. The thing I hated was the walk home. Even though I was walking with four women, I'd see guys checking us out and worry that they would approach us. Outside, they would instantly notice that I don't sound like a girl. It also didn't help that I was dressed the sluttiest.  I have some great comments and I'll answer what I can this week.

 So the Bears lost a real heartbreaker tonight. We came within inches of winning and I don't know how I feel about it.  We're going to be terrible this year so the worse we are, the more likely we are to get a good draft pick. Still, it was heartbreaking. The other problem is that I'm only allowed to watch the Bears if I wear a cheerleading outfit, plus full makeup, and the damn bow in my hair.  The problem is this game was on Thursday night.  Something that never happened on Sunday, we had company during the game.  Even worse, they wouldn't leave.  I wound up having to hide in the bathroom for 20 minutes with the shower on.  I missed the Bears lone touchdown because of it. I know the girls are having a lot of fun at my expense, but sometimes this really does suck.

  This picture makes me look really short, but its an optical illusion.  Yeah, Becs is taller than me, but not by that much. Anyway, they did take me to a college party last night and it was scary.  Yeah, drunk guys were approaching me and as Becs mentioned I don't have a voice that sounds anything like a girl.  Even worse, instead of coaching me on how to sound more feminine they are saying, "they don't have a clue" and expecting me to learn on my own. I'm watching videos, but if anybody has any other ideas I appreciate it.  There was no dancing at this party--Thank God!  There was however, loud music and that did help me disguise my voice, but this was the most nervous I've been. They girls loved to watch my squirm when guys approached me. I have to admit that it was a huge rush when I finally could leave. It was like all this weight was suddenly lifted off my shoulders.

  Becs here with a guest post--Wow!  Paige has outdone herself on her new Kayla video. It culminates two weeks of taking her out in public and I hope it gives you an idea of how much fun we had. Last night Kayla went to her first college party (thanks in part to a lengthy pregame) and had a great time.  We all did!  The guys were totally checking it out and the worst part for Kayla was she still doesn't have a girl's voice yet. We need to teach her that and if she doesn't want it giving her away, she had better be pretty dedicated in her studies. There are a bunch of tutorials out there.  Anyway, she's getting cheerleadered up to watch her Bears today, but I'll be sure that she posts about the party later today.