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Setting up Housekeeping

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  Sorry to be so infrequent posting. Frankly, Mia just has me running pretty ragged. This weekend, I'm going to paint the apartment and I have never done that before. I've also been ordering all sorts of stuff to redecorated down to the cabinet drawer knows.  Dave will pay half of the expenses, but it's a lot of work. There's a lot of humiliating as well thanks to their photographer friend who wants to use me as a model. Of course Mia and company love that idea. Anyway, I know there will be some pictures of me working hard this weekend.  Part of the problem, is I'm trying to do all this stuff while still being Mia's maid and they have quite a big apartment now.

Oh The Horror!

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  So, we did Rocky Horror and I was Dr. Frank N Furter.  I definitely didn't look like I do as Kayla thanks to dark makeup and a wig, but it was a little weird because I was out in women's clothing, but I was out as Kevin not as Kayla. I had to remind myself that if anybody I knew saw me, I was Kevin.  Mia actually borrowed one of my maid outfits for her costume. I guess things have come full circle. She made me get the maid outfit to clean her room and here she was having to borrow it herself even if there was no way in Hell she was cleaning anything herself.  I have a job now and it's the one I wanted the least. Today was training and I'll start for real tomorrow.  The thing that sucks is that I've been hired as Kayla rather than Kevin.  I'm working under the table and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't care anyway. I really wanted a desk job, but I am now waitressing at Mia's favorite restaurant--Mom's. The uniforms are horrible and I am pretty sur...

Can You Bake a Berry Pie, Darling Kayla

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  I've learned a lot of new things this year from walking in heels to doing my makeup, but some of the hardest stuff I've had to learn has been domestic stuff. Like a lot of high school guys, my mom did my laundry for me last year.  Before she gave me some quick lessons before I headed off to college, my mom had always done my laundry and I liked it that way. Cooking for me basically was throwing stuff into the microwave or air fryer.  Unfortunately, Mia and company have been determined to focus on the maid part of sissy maid just as much as the sissy part. I've learned how to clean some really complicated clothing, clean a dorm room spotless, and now baking.  They definitely have something planned for this weekend, but I'm trying my best to go along to get along.