Another College Blog

  Ashleigh showed up at my door like she owned the place, already dressed in tight jeans and a strappy top like she’d just walked off a reality show. “You’re coming with me,” she said, pushing past me. “Karaoke night. Double date. And no, I’m not dragging any of my friends if your guy turns out to be awful. That’s your job, princess.” Before I could even protest, she was already flipping through my closet. “Where’s that little silver skirt? You know, the one that makes your legs look ten miles long?” She found it. Of course she did. Twenty minutes later, I was in that ridiculous sparkly mini, and my cropped black turtleneck. I did my makeup quick but decent—winged liner, red gloss, the usual. Ashleigh just nodded, satisfied. “Perfect. You’ll look amazing on stage.” I was about to argue that I wasn’t singing, but we both knew that was a lie. The bar was already packed. Ashleigh’s guy—Liam—was charming in a too-much-cologne, opens-doors kind of way. Mine? His name was Carter. He spe...

  I thought that Mia would have bragged about 4th of July by now, but I guess it's up to me to fill you up.  This is Brandon my date and it wasn't horrible, I mean he was a gentleman, but he's such a loser. Of course I got more flowers and instructions that I better take care of them.  There was an awkward make out session during fire works, but it was just kissing at least.  I still can't get used to seeing my makeup all over another guy's face. And who was Fiona's date?  Jill I'm happy for Fiona because she's had a crush on Jill since first moving into the apartment, but she really gets favored status over me.  That whole basketball bet was a way to make sure that I had to go on a date with a guy and while we both had the right to wear male clothing, the girls knew I couldn't do that while convincing a guy that I was a woman. Meanwhile, Fiona was able to wear masculine clothing since he was going on a date with a girl.  

  So, our weather went back down in the thirties, which was way too cold for a dress this short. It was an uneventful date, but the girls went out to keep an eye on me (from a distance).  He was a a bit handsier than the last guy, but nothing happened. I wanted to complain about the new book .  If you don't know, Mistress DJ and Kylie Gable are two writers who read this blog and then turn our events into a story.  They interview us and then try to wordsmith our interviews.   So first, I hate that cover.  My hands are over my head like Mia's arresting me or something.  Secondly, I'm the only one whose name is in small letters instead of capitals. I don't think that many people read these books, but I have no idea how I would explain this cover if somebody did. The title itself refers to me as "Mia's Sissy".  The book itself is even worse.  It's about my bra fitting and first shopping trip and I come off as a total wimp. I will get 1/4 of ...

  Well, they gave me an ultimatum. I had a choice between picking a guy of my choice from the dating app and meeting him for a pleasant cup of coffee or they pick somebody for me and we go out to a nice dinner and dancing.  Not only that, but I have to find a way to get the guy to agree to those things for a first date...or else. It's no surprise that I met Glen for coffee yesterday.  He is a community college student and he works as a shift manager at Taco Bell. It was fine.  I have to admit he was pretty boring and that was deliberate on my part because I wanted a quiet guy who wouldn't make too many moves on me.  Unless he was lying, I was happy to hear that he had a bunch of dates lined up on here so me rejecting him shouldn't hurt too much. I guess it could have been worse.  I could have had to go to prom. I forgot about this pic that my sisters took of me when I was home over Christmas.  That's my mom's prom dress.  I think there are plans t...

  Fiona and I went out last night for Valentines Day.  I was not thrilled to be out on a date with my roommate even if we did tell the waitress we were celebrating Galentines Day.  I don't know what she really thought of us, but she did take a picture of us.  That dress doesn't look too bad, but I don't like wearing anything that short.  I'm not used to sitting modestly in a skirt and that one is so short I had to wear pantyhose because it was too short for thigh highs.  Fiona and I got each other lingerie and the girls seemed please.  Right now, we need to keep them happy.

  This wasn't the New Years kiss, but this is the guy.  Yeah, it's really freaking embarrassing to have had to kiss a guy at midnight. I don't even know what to say.  I've kissed 4 guys now and they've all been incredibly awkward, but New Years Eve at midnight is like the most romantic time of the year. I don't know if you can tell, but my New Years Eve date was very drunk by the time midnight came around.  He was actually fine.  He was very kissy, but he wasn't handsy.  The party could even have been fun if I wasn't so worried about passing. Every time I think that my sisters are getting as bad as Mia, she outdoes herself.  Did you see she went to a leather store and another store that sounds like they sell vibrators.