Bears 30, Raiders 12
It's been so humiliating this year having to dress like a Raiders cheerleader for Bears games this year, so excuse me for celebrating a little bit that the Bears laid an ass-whupping on Mia's Raiders. If the Bears had lost, I would have had to wear one of the most humiliating Halloween costumes that I can think of. I'd like to tell Mia good game, but I can't. Her Raiders really do suck so instead, allow me to say "Ha! Ha!"