It's been so humiliating this year having to dress like a Raiders cheerleader for Bears games this year, so excuse me for celebrating a little bit that the Bears laid an ass-whupping on Mia's Raiders. If the Bears had lost, I would have had to wear one of the most humiliating Halloween costumes that I can think of. I'd like to tell Mia good game, but I can't. Her Raiders really do suck so instead, allow me to say "Ha! Ha!"
Boy oh boy, you seem to be asking for punishment. Sure, the Bears did great and the Raider's couldn't seem to do anything, but do you really want to set yourself up for some hard times?
ReplyDeleteI guess you probably really like it when Mia has you do something really humiliating?
Sometimes, you just have to take a stand.
DeleteYou've got jokes....just wait until you see my plans for you! Here's a real funny one: Who has photos of you making out with david/Fiona? uh...yeah, me.
ReplyDeleteHuh? You have no pictures of that cause it never happened.
DeleteY'know for a while I had a tiny, tiny seed of doubt that maybe you weren't as into this as you sometimes look. But this alone is proof that you're setting yourself up for it. You knew Mia would push you further as a response to this and went straight in and asked for it! No way would you have posted this if you weren't excited for what she'd come back with.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I am my own worst enemy and not just with Mia.
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