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Barbie

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  I went to see the Barbie movie with Mia and let's just say, she had very different ideas about what was appropriate for me to wear to the Barbie movie and what was appropriate for her to wear to the Barbie movie.  I won't lie, it was embarrassing.  Girls would see me and say "Hi Barbie" and I'd have to respond "Hi Barbie".  Mia wore pink as well, but she managed to do it without looking like a girly girl. I wasn't as lucky. There was a photo backdrop and a Barbie box in the lobby so naturally I had to pose for pictures.  That was embarrassing because there were a lot of girls waiting for me to get my picture taken so they could get there's done. Mia posted tonight that she intended to make me stay blonde. I don't know if she was just teasing or what, but she's out and I can't get ahold of her.  I'm not happy.

Domestic Goddess

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  You don't think Mia would give me a break in terms of wearing the maid uniform just because it's hotter than Hell, do you.  As I'm trying to get our place read for the start of school, Mia's place is already ready thanks to me and she can worry about things like the floors being mopped and everything being dusted. I wish I had that kind of luxury. Nothing seems to escape Mia's notice.  I ever got new knobs for the cabinets because our were apparently too masculine.  You knew that the painting was coming too. The thing that sucks is I'm turning our apartment into a Barbie doll house and it's a lot of work, but when Felicia sees it, she's going to be pissed that it's so girlified.  I can't believe that this has been going on so long. It was almost a year ago when I was posting about playing basketball in college.  This definitely did not go as planned. It seems that the big determinants as to whether I get to go back to brunette are the pin up ph

Setting up Housekeeping

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  Sorry to be so infrequent posting. Frankly, Mia just has me running pretty ragged. This weekend, I'm going to paint the apartment and I have never done that before. I've also been ordering all sorts of stuff to redecorated down to the cabinet drawer knows.  Dave will pay half of the expenses, but it's a lot of work. There's a lot of humiliating as well thanks to their photographer friend who wants to use me as a model. Of course Mia and company love that idea. Anyway, I know there will be some pictures of me working hard this weekend.  Part of the problem, is I'm trying to do all this stuff while still being Mia's maid and they have quite a big apartment now.

4th of July Party

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  I will say this about Mia.  She does know how to throw a party.  We had a great time on the 4th and I actually enjoyed myself. I swear that's not a fake smile on my face, but a genuine one. Unfortunately, a friend of one of Paige's friends named Jay seemed quite taken with me.  My voice has improved a lot thanks to the waitressing job, but I'm still not thrilled about having a guy flirting with me and hitting on me all night.  Making things worse, Mia saw this and encouraged him.  I don't know if I'm more worried that he'll figure out I'm a guy or that he won't and he'll keep putting the moves on me.  I might have made a big mistake because I did snap at Mia about the who situation.