Another College Blog

  Mia is starting to go nuts with Fiona.  They're stepping things up with her a lot. I don't know how much they spent on his feminization today and I feel pretty bad about it, but the nice thing is that with Mia occupied dolling up and humiliating my roommate, I had a nice day without anybody on my back. Now that I'm through the hectic school work period of the year, things have also relaxed at Mom's.  The girls who quit have all been replaced with new hires and though us vets do have to show them what to do, it is much easier without trying to do our job understaffed. Hopefully, you'll get a few more updates from me on this blog.

  Two different waitresses quit at Mom's last week and things have been really busy for the rest of us. In both cases, they were going to quit before summer anyway and this way they could prepare for finals without having work get in the way.  Unfortunately, for the rest of us that has meant way more hours than we'd like. The above picture is from a photoshoot that I filmed.  I guess this is what they meant by feathers. It kind of reminds me of what I've heard about strippers like 100 years ago, except there is no nudity in this. Kylie did not like my email.  I guess the truth hurts. The Easter egg hunt was a disaster.  It poured rain which meant that I was walking around soaking wet grass with my heels sinking into the ground. The only way I could open the eggs was by squatting down, which put all my weight on the heels.  It wouldn't have been easy in the dry grass, but with the rain it was terrible.

 Well, I'm back.  My schedule at Mom's looks a lot better going forward and I'll be able to post more I'm sure.  Have you all seen Mean Girls?  There's a sing where the four main characters dressed in sexy Santa suits do a rather suggestive dance to Jingle Bell Rock. Fiona and I have been given the task to recreate the dance for Christmas.  Last year, I had to master Santa Baby.  This year it's the two of us. I worry that Mia has her sights set on Fiona. Gradually, Fiona is becoming as feminized as I am.  I am so stuffed right now.  The spread was pretty amazing tonight and I had a slight of both pumpkin and chocolate pie.  I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving and I'm really trying to be on my best behavior because I really don't want to explain why I'm blonde when I go home for Christmas.

  So, things have been crazy at work.  We're shorthanded and I've been picking up all sorts of hours.  Under the best of circumstances, I wouldn't be thrilled but as my salary is going to pay for my girly wardrobe, it's even less exciting. Mia and the others have actually been pretty good about not giving me too hard a time about not having to post, but I don't see that lasting forever. The purple dress is from my sister Kim.  She stopped home for a three day weekend in early October and picked up some things to send to me. I hate to admit that it fits perfectly, but it's really embarrassing when one of the sluttiest dresses you own belongs your big sister.  I'm told that my other sister will also have things for me,  but she sent a huge box.  There was even something for Fiona in there. You can tell by the look on Fiona's face just how thrilled she is to be getting makeup. She really isn't dressed nearly as much as I am, but it's not like the gi...

  This one is going to be embarrassing.  I'm not only waitressing, but I'm doing it at Mom's, which means I'm at Mia's favorite place and I guarantee she'll come in a lot when I'm working and she will always sit in my section.  Very few places make their waitresses wear uniforms anymore and I know it could be worse.  One of you suggested I get a job at Hooters, but it still means wearing a short dress everyday and the girls aren't letting me wear the most comfortable shoes either. This means I can stay down at school for summer because I can support myself, but this is just so embarrassing.  I've never been a server before and I'm still learning how to do the job.