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My Double Date

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  First, Jay was a gentleman.  He kind of dwarfed me and as you can see, the man has giant hands. Anyway, we had our double date and as you might imagine with Mia, I couldn't just keep him at arms length and not show affection. The way she put it, you're going to have a nice romantic date with Jay. If it's tonight that's great, but if it has to be on your second or tenth attempt, that's cool too.  Needless to say, I had a lot of incentive to make last night perfect. It's always humiliating to be with Mia. She doesn't dress as girly as I do and she doesn't have to act as love struck or submissive as I do.  Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive, but on the Girl-O-Meter, I have to keep it between 8 and 9 and she's between 4 and 5.  You wouldn't believe how much more complicated my makeup is. Anyway, we had a romantic dinner, but I had to get the salmon when I wanted a steak because that's not how most girls eat. Jay had a NY strip.  ...

Domestic Goddess

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  You don't think Mia would give me a break in terms of wearing the maid uniform just because it's hotter than Hell, do you.  As I'm trying to get our place read for the start of school, Mia's place is already ready thanks to me and she can worry about things like the floors being mopped and everything being dusted. I wish I had that kind of luxury. Nothing seems to escape Mia's notice.  I ever got new knobs for the cabinets because our were apparently too masculine.  You knew that the painting was coming too. The thing that sucks is I'm turning our apartment into a Barbie doll house and it's a lot of work, but when Felicia sees it, she's going to be pissed that it's so girlified.  I can't believe that this has been going on so long. It was almost a year ago when I was posting about playing basketball in college.  This definitely did not go as planned. It seems that the big determinants as to whether I get to go back to brunette are the pin up ph...

4th of July Party

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  I will say this about Mia.  She does know how to throw a party.  We had a great time on the 4th and I actually enjoyed myself. I swear that's not a fake smile on my face, but a genuine one. Unfortunately, a friend of one of Paige's friends named Jay seemed quite taken with me.  My voice has improved a lot thanks to the waitressing job, but I'm still not thrilled about having a guy flirting with me and hitting on me all night.  Making things worse, Mia saw this and encouraged him.  I don't know if I'm more worried that he'll figure out I'm a guy or that he won't and he'll keep putting the moves on me.  I might have made a big mistake because I did snap at Mia about the who situation.