Another College Blog

  The girls didn't sign me up for Tinder, but they decided on OKCupid.  I'm not really sure how to see my whole profile. I have 5 pictures up and a bunch of questions I'm supposed to be answer now for my profile. With an only half-completed profile I have 320+ replied.  Holy crap!  I've basically been given a choice of replying and flirting a certain number a week which hasn't been decided yet or else, I will be going on dates with these guys.  This is just wicked! 

  Something big is coming up and I don't know what it is. I  really have no idea what it is, but I can't deny being a bit frightened by it. On an average day, Mia has some evil supervillain type ideas for us and the other girls aren't much better.  They're definitely more accomplices than henchmen.  Anyway, I don't think she's signing us up for Tinder like she joked about because I can't figure out the payoff, but I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have something planned since before Christmas. One problem that I'm only starting to appreciate is that every time I stand up to her and lose, I wind up getting that much weaker.  She gets less bothered by my resistance and I cave that much easier the next time. That's why I'm trying to pick my battles but it's not easy.  Anyway, I promised you the video my sister made for Fiona. Here is is:

  Becs has stopped doing her blog and I don't really blame her. I can attest that it can be a challenge doing regular updates and I have Mia's cajoling and punishments if I don't update to her satisfaction. Of course, not having Becs means that everything that the girls are doing generally comes from Mia and everything we're doing comes from me.   I still haven't really seen what Mia, brought back from San Francisco, but what I have seen is what Becs and Paige brought back from home.  They both stopped at stores where bachelorette party stuff is sold and now our apartment is swimming in penises of all kind---penis straws, penis light switches, penis soap, and supposedly there's some bigger things coming.  The look on Fiona's face when Jill went to put on the light this evening and saw the penis light switch.  I thought he would melt. I'm kind of lucky that I don't have a crush on anybody right now. I don't know how I would deal with them looking ...

  My younger sister put this together.  I have been negligent in posting, but that doesn't mean nothing has been going on.  There are a lot of what Mia calls "try on pictures" and some of me out and about as well. We're be back to school very soon and it sounds like Mia has some big plans for all.  That's never good.  She doesn't understand why I might not want to show everybody how my dildo sucking practice is going. Anyway, I understand my sister is making a video like this for Fiona too.

  Mia has me using a treadmill to work on my walking in heels.  I wish we had the kind with railings because I really banged my left knee when I fell once, but I've gotten a lot better at it.  I'm really trying to do my best to post, but it's tough because getting all dressed and made up at home leaves me very vulnerable if somebody comes back. With the crazy weather we've had, it's been even tougher because people have been staying home more.  I do have a much bigger girl's wardrobe not just because of what I got at Christmas but also because of some of the shopping I've done since getting home.  I'm not spending big bucks, but I have been filling in my wardrobe.  I've also lost 10 pounds since I started trying to drop a bit of weight. 

  This wasn't the New Years kiss, but this is the guy.  Yeah, it's really freaking embarrassing to have had to kiss a guy at midnight. I don't even know what to say.  I've kissed 4 guys now and they've all been incredibly awkward, but New Years Eve at midnight is like the most romantic time of the year. I don't know if you can tell, but my New Years Eve date was very drunk by the time midnight came around.  He was actually fine.  He was very kissy, but he wasn't handsy.  The party could even have been fun if I wasn't so worried about passing. Every time I think that my sisters are getting as bad as Mia, she outdoes herself.  Did you see she went to a leather store and another store that sounds like they sell vibrators.