Like a Horror Movie Villain, I'm Back!

 


Tonight, it took me forever to figure out how to log back into this blog.  Several years ago, Mia made me sign up for OK Cupid and that was actually how I found my Blogger password.  Anyway, I apologize I've been gone for so long, but my grades were terrible and I was on the five year plan.  I'm going to be able to graduate in December and my GPA over the last 3 semesters will be about a 3.8 if finals go well.

For Halloween this year, I only did two costumes.  I was Dolly Parton and then I want as Happy Bride while Paige went as Vengeful Bride.  It was fine but she kept flipping up my skirt with her katana. Obviously, I have not gone blonde, but if Dolly thought it was necessary to dye her hair blonde, who was I to disagree.  Fortunately, this was just a wig and not another dye job.  For both costumes, I used the big breast forms.  We got those several months back.  Becs basically has told me that if you can take your boobs off, you should have different sizes and where whatever works best for your outfit.  These really do hurt my back after awhile.

Did you know that Dolly Parton and Sylvester Stallone were in a movie together?  Joe knew.  Joe told me all about it and Rocky almost scored another knockout because his breath was about 60 proof.  If you had been wondering, I am here and I'm still dressing.  Somehow, Mia has managed to keep me under her thumb despite going to school in another state.  I do plan to start posting more again.

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