Finals
College wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for finals. How do you explain to your professors that you haven't got time to study because this is the week between the lingerie party and the Christmas party, where you'll probably receive even more lingerie. Mia is making us all sick because she's taken tougher classes than we are for her engineering major and she's studying much less too. I think I have an outside chance at a 3.0, which isn't great but all things considered isn't terrible either. Mia keeps telling me if I don't get my grades up, I will make a lovely housewife. I'm both really looking forward and really dreading Christmas. They have promised me it won't be like Thanksgiving was with daily dress up and post requirements.
That's cute, giftwrapped, with a festive bow. Was this taken at the party? The time you are putting in at the gym is doing wonders for your shape, don't you think.
ReplyDeleteChristmas isn't going to be like Thanksgiving? I wonder what it will be like? Do you think they'll just let you be a boy for the whole time? Really? Do you wake up in the middle of the night wondering what they will have you do, instead?
you know...most guys joke about "the gun show" when flexing. Yours? pea shooter. #notsorry
ReplyDeleteSure you're not talking about the size of the "pee shooter"? #notsorry
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