What Have I Gotten Myself Into
I agreed to go to the mall with the girls tomorrow. I have no idea what they intend to do outside of the obvious--they plan on buying me women's clothing, underwear and makeup. I told them that I was not going out in public wearing a dress and they told me I could wear whatever I wanted. That's what worries me. That might be how I go out, but I doubt that they'll let me come back that way. They've been making some wicked plans for a while now and I don't know what their strategy is, but I am probably the butt of things. I spend this evening trying on more dresses from the Ashleigh and Allison collections. At least they let me drink. Other than telling me to put my foot down, which has not worked at all I'd love to hear if any of you out there have any bright ideas.
Maybe you can get one of them on your side. Do any of them seem less likely to go too far? When you're shopping, be excited about buying her something, and pay attention to the clothes instead of sulking. Offer her a foot rub or ask if there is anything that you can do for her at some point while you've done what they ask. Ask her how she thinks you look. Tell her you'll do these things for her, but just don't want it to get out of hand. What do you think? Try to break up their united front a bit?
ReplyDeleteDon't be afraid to play along a bit and act like you can see humor in it. You do look pretty cute. Go ahead and let them know you know it. They probably won't just stop. I wouldn't. But if they like it when you resist, maybe playing along, at least with one of them will keep it lower key.
Stronger men than me have gone down in flames trying to get between girlfriends. I don't dare.
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