Dave the Roommate

 


My new roommate and I got to spend a lot of time together today. I think Dave and I are going to get along great. He's good looking, loves beer, and has already promised me that he won't be spending all his time in the dorm room leaving me plenty of time to entertain. The two of us got very wasted last night and I'm feeling it a bit. I think even though he's bigger than me, he's even worse off than I am. His taste in music kind of sucks, but we can't all be perfect. His taste in women is better, but he is warning me off of my current crush. I don't know if I trust my instincts or his.

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