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Merry Christmas!

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  Merry Christmas!  As you can see, Jenna and I got identical dresses for Christmas.  They're for New Years and my sisters are really enjoying things way too much.  It used to be that Mia was definitely much meaner than they were and being my sisters there are some things that they don't want any part of, but I think hearing all of Mia's stories has definitely given my sisters ideas as they've looked for new ways to train Jenna. Jenna has lost 40 pounds since they first started training her and is now becoming a much more attractive girl.  I'm sure this isn't something that she'd be happy to hear.

Long Time No See

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  I've been really busy with work and trying to graduate in no more than four-and-a-half years.  My grades are really not bad, no matter what Mia says, but when you don't know what you want to do, it makes it really hard to schedule classes and I wound up with way more classes in business and math than I needed.  My work schedule is crazy and I actually have less spending money than I did at Mom's.  However, all that extra tip money that goes into wardrobe leads to Christmas outfits like that. I believe I made the mistake of telling Mia that I missed being able to wear hoodies when the weather got cold.  I'll be wearing this velvet monstrosity to the big Christmas party. Yes, my sisters have big plans for me over Christmas break.  They always do and of course having Jenna around means that they will humiliate us both at the same time.  They are both in contact with Mia and have also sent me a few feminine care packages.  For you all, the good news...

The Most Embarrassing Costume

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 Not the most embarrassing party, but definitely the most embarrassing costume. Look how easy Mia and Paige's costumes were compared to mine.

Mystery Costume

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 What is tonight's costume?

The Work Costumes

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So for work, I wore my first two costumes although the race car driver was actually taken in September when it was warmer and I could get away with dressing like that outside. Unlike Mom's we had to not only dress for Halloween, we had to go all out.  Since it's a sports bar, we were encouraged to pick something that would fit a sports theme.  I am not done.  There is one costume I'm begging and pleading with Mia not to make me wear, but a few others that are pretty bad as well.  We have multiple parties scheduled from tonight through Saturday.  Of course, I'm not supposed to wear the same costume twice.

So Much Going On, But I'm Back

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  Things have been more than a bit crazy.  The new job has taken a lot of time.  It's not horrible.  I actually get to watch sports, which I don't always get to do at home.  I still have to dress like a cheerleader to watch the Bears. I wound up hogtied and gagged for three-fourths of the Raiders game.  It was a great victory but Mia is a Raider fan and didn't care for my commentary. At the bar, if customers think you're watching the game they like you more and your tips grow.  I will get back into posting more.  I know people love finding out what I'm doing for Halloween costumes.  Kylie Gable and Mistress DJ have actually done a book about our first Halloween way back as freshmen.  As usual, I need to promote it, but I certainly don't endorse it. This is the cover. I think I won my battle over them putting my name in lower case letters last time because they used a font that only has capitals.   They used AI and I think Mia i...

Lush

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  I guess I avoided shopping for fragrance for much longer than the girls would probably have wanted me to. I can't tell you how girly some of these scents make you feel. My scent (which I had no say in) is rose jam.  It's quite strong.  The bath bomb also has glitter on it, but I don't think I got much on me fortunately. As much as wearing a few spritzes of perfume gives you a girly scent, wearing layers of lotion, shower gel, and other toiletries gives you a much more feminine scent and yes, even when I'm in guy mode it can still be very recognizable.