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Construction Worker

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  I made the mistake of telling Jill and Becs that I was tired of all the girly costumes.  The result is the girls decided to have one of my Halloween costumes be a construction worker.  Real alpha male, right?  Anyway, you really can't see it, but my hard hat is sparkly.  They added silver sparkly material to it. I'm sure you saw Mia's blog about Locktober ending and what I was willing to do to be unlocked.  I'm not proud of it, but I thought that was the end.  I didn't realize that they were going to lock me up again :-(.  Right now, I just want to get the cage off and get my hair back to it's normal color before Thanksgiving. My parents really want me to go home this year and I don't feel like explaining the hair.

Costume 2 - Poison Ivy

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  This costume was kind of a big fail.  Paige had done Poison Ivy before and thought she had a few things I could use, but when the time came she couldn't find them.  In addition, I had a problem with getting the green glittery eye shadow and lipstick that would have helped immensely. The corset kind of makes me look a bit fat, which is kind of odd for a corset, but the party itself went pretty well. Last weekend and Halloween night itself seem to have the big parties this year, so you will all get to see one more costume before Halloween is over.

Halloween Costume 1

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  Sorry that I'm a bit later than I wanted to be.  Things have been busy at the restaurant, I've had a lot of papers due and a couple of midterms.  In addition, there's just been a lot going on.  I saw that Mia mentioned some of them to you. Halloween has gotten really complicated since 2 years ago. I kind of miss the days of the night of a Halloween party, finding what old clothes I had and showing up as a basketball player or something.  One year, I wore a baseball hat and went as a guy trying to hide a bad haircut.  Now, I need a new costume for every sing party I'm going to and the first Halloween party is this coming weekend.  Two of my costumes are ready, but I need a third too.  I'm not a big fan of Scooby Doo or anything, but I hope you like my Daphne.
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 By now you know what happened to me on the appropriately named Mean Girl Day.  I never even heard of it before, but I certainly ran into mean girls.  With that little stupid pink cage, I am beyond horny.  I can't even play with myself.  It was bad enough that dating girls was extremely complicated as Kayla, but now even if I can get one to go out with me, I can't do anything with her.   Mia also threated the butt plug on her page, but I haven't seen it in yet so hopefully, she's just talking big though I doubt it. The problem is they have enough control over me that they can get me in a place.  If they do and there are 3 or 4 girls there, they can overpower me and tie me up.  Mia is phenomenal at knots, but the other girls are really good at them too.  Once I'm tied up, I'm at their mercy.  If that means the cock cage, no problem.  And it's the same for the butt plug unfortunately.  I don't know how I'm making it through October.
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  So, here's the deal. Mia, in her infinite wisdom, has decided I need to carry this... thing she calls a "murse" (you know, like a man purse, but less manly). It's not like I'm new to her whims, but this? This is a whole new level of "what the heck" for me.  I'm in my regular guy clothes, you know, jeans, a tee, just feeling normal, right? Then Mia hands me this "murse." It's black leather, and as purses go it's not super feminine, but it's definitely not something you'd see most guys walking around with.  I'm like, "Really, Mia?" But before I can even finish my sentence, she's got that look. That 'don't even think about arguing' look, paired with the threat, "If you even think of saying no, you'll be carrying something much girlier." I swear, she's got a whole arsenal of humiliation tactics. So, there I am, this 'murse' slung over my shoulder, feeling like I've

Makeup Advice

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  As a college freshman, my introduction to makeup wasn't one of choice but rather a scenario thrust upon me by some of my Mia and her friends. This unexpected journey into the world of cosmetics has taught me a unique perspective on makeup application, especially when considering how to adapt techniques for a male facial structure transitioning between day and evening looks. Understanding the Canvas: Adapting to Male Facial Features Makeup application on male faces poses distinct challenges due to inherent differences in facial structure. Typically, men have wider jaws, more pronounced bone structures, and often thicker skin with more visible pores. These traits necessitate specific strategies to ensure makeup looks natural rather than incongruous. Daytime Makeup: The Quest for Subtlety For daytime, the objective is blending in while maintaining a natural appearance, which can be tricky when your starting point is not traditionally feminine: Base: Starting with a matte pri

Same Old Bears

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Today was supposed to be about football, camaraderie, and perhaps a few laughs over beers. Instead, it turned into a day of personal humiliation for me and all Bears fans. If you've followed this blog for any length of time, you know I can only watch football wearing a cheerleading uniform. The game itself was a disaster. It's the same old Bears though this year was supposed to be different. More than just about any other fan, the cheerleading thing give me a real stake in the Bears doing well. This one was a bit different because we had the girls over so there were 4 girls plus Fiona watching with me and of course the girls loved watching me do cheers. Fortunately, both offenses sucked so I didn't have to cheer too often.